BATTLE YOURRETARDMONS

The crypto card game featuring 5-year-old crayon-style artwork

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Degen Ape

2RB
CREATURE — APE
Degen Ape Artwork

APEVIN: Draw 2 cards (Cost: 3 Hopium, 1 Degen Dust)

ATK: 7
DEF: 4
HP: 15

"Born with diamond hands, YOLOs into battles without fear."

RARE

Solana Samurai

3RU
CREATURE — WIZARD
Solana Samurai Artwork

HOPIUM DISCOUNT: Your Hopium costs are reduced by 1 (Cost: Passive)

ATK: 6
DEF: 6
HP: 14

"Master of the blockchain bushido code."

EPIC

SBF

5UB
CREATURE — WIZARD
SBF Artwork

RUGPULL: Once per game, destroy all Resource cards in play (Cost: 5 Hopium, 5 Degen Dust)

ATK: 10
DEF: 10
HP: 25

"Not fraud, just very creative accounting."

LEGENDARY

FEATURED RETARDMONS

Meme Lord

4RG
CREATURE — MOONBOI
Meme Lord Artwork

VIRAL CONTENT: When this Retardmon defeats an opponent's Retardmon, you may return one Ability card from your Rugpull Pile to your hand (Cost: Passive)

ATK: 9
DEF: 7
HP: 19

"His jokes are bad but his gains are serious."

EPIC

FUDzilla

3BB
CREATURE — DEGEN
FUDzilla Artwork

FUD WAVES: When this Retardmon enters play, all opponent Retardmons get -1 attack until your next turn (Cost: Passive)

ATK: 8
DEF: 3
HP: 14

"Spreading fear, uncertainty, and destruction."

RARE

Cryptonaut

3UW
CREATURE — MOONBOI
Cryptonaut Artwork

MOON: Once per game, double all your Retardmons' attack until end of turn (Cost: 5 Hopium, 2 Degen Dust)

ATK: 8
DEF: 4
HP: 13

"To the moon and beyond!"

RARE
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